As for the freakishly deep and accurate memory …
In this memoir I was working on some material that related to an experience I had in the first grade, and I wanted to set the table narratively with the names of my friends and teacher back then. Yes, I remember nearly every single one of them. First and last name. Including the girl who gave me the first kiss I ever received. And her dad’s name, who was a dentist, and what he looked like, her little sister’s name, even their family vehicle (a white-and-light-green 1978 Volkswagen van). I also remember my teacher’s name, although I didn’t trust my memory of how it was spelled: “Zonicle.” I tried searching for the surname but the results were not exactly reliable. Maybe I remembered it wrong?
So I asked ChatGPT. I was told it was probably not a real surname, that I was perhaps recalling an approximate sound. “The most plausible reconstructions, based on English phonetics and attested surnames,” it said, “would be Zunickle, or maybe Zanickle, or perhaps Zonick”—and a number of other suggestions. Then it gave me a bunch of places I could try looking it up.
I asked for the history of the name Zunickle, to see if it corresponded with an ethnic population or geographic region that would be consistent with the image of her that lived in my memory. Likely German, I was told, maybe Slavic.
Definitely not her, then. “She was a black woman,” I said, so I doubt it was a German name.
Not so fast, ChatGPT countered, and proceeded to tell me how many black families in North America bore European surnames and blah, blah, blah. Give me a break. It seems I triggered its woke protocols.
I shook my head. “No,” I insisted, “I clearly remember it was Zonicle. I could be wrong, but it would be weird that I can remember practically everyone’s name from the first grade, first and last, including the spelling—but wrong about this one name? Possible, I guess, but would be really odd.”
It persisted in trying to gaslight me toward surnames like Zonickel or Zinckel, but none of those rang true for me. So I gave up on ChatGPT and tried Gemini instead. Among other things, it said the surname Zonicle was “a rare but legitimate surname, most prominent in the Bahamas.” That rang a massive bell for me: She was Bahamian. That memory crystalized instantly. We were on the right track now.
I went back to ChatGPT and updated it with what Gemini said. It is probably hallucinating, ChatGPT replied, because “the specific surname ‘Zonicle’ is not widely attested in standard onomastic or genealogical corpora” (whatever that means). It also told me that my recognition response (“that rings true”) is meaningful but not decisive. We shall see, I thought.
A few days later I found and closely examined some old school records from that era, mainly a staff directory, and guess what I found? My first grade teacher—whose surname really was “Zonicle.” I remembered it exactly right, despite the cajoling and gaslighting pressure from these AI models, trying to convince me I remembered it wrong. Even after so many decades, my memory is still crystal clear. That girl, my first kiss? I found a picture of her mom and dad from a year earlier and the image of him in my memory matched it exactly. It did not morph over time. My memory is freakishly deep and accurate.
Which helps me retain all this other stuff I have learned over time.
My wife is always amazed at the amount of stuff I have crammed into my brain. She wonders where it all fits. As for me, I genuinely hope that this level of mental exercise staves off dementia in my later years.