Beware!

[Josheb]

Beware!

I came face to face with evil today . It was right in the middle of the local grocery store in the form of peanut butter oatmeal chocolate chunk cookies with walnuts. They were 3.5 inches in diameter and more than a half-inch thick and less than a dollar apiece! Curse that store for tempting me so cruelly (josh extends hand in the general direction of the store ),

Come Out! Come out foul spirit! I say,
COME OUT!


Now therefore, my sons, listen to me, and pay attention to the words of my mouth.
Do not let your heart turn aside to her ways, do not stray into her paths.
For many are the victims she has cast down, and numerous are all her slain.
Her house is the way to Sheol, descending to the chambers of death.​

I exhort you all to put on your armor before doing the grocery shopping tonight for the harlots are loose in the bakery section!

Or at least eat something before you go.

​

You've been warned .

 

[David1701]

Beware!

I came face to face with evil today . It was right in the middle of the local grocery store in the form of peanut butter oatmeal chocolate chunk cookies with walnuts. They were 3.5 inches in diameter and more than a half-inch thick and less than a dollar apiece! Curse that store for tempting me so cruelly (josh extends hand in the general direction of the store ),

Come Out! Come out foul spirit! I say,
COME OUT!


Now therefore, my sons, listen to me, and pay attention to the words of my mouth.
Do not let your heart turn aside to her ways, do not stray into her paths.
For many are the victims she has cast down, and numerous are all her slain.
Her house is the way to Sheol, descending to the chambers of death.​

I exhort you all to put on your armor before doing the grocery shopping tonight for the harlots are loose in the bakery section!

Or at least eat something before you go.

​

You've been warned .

Peanut butter ... yeuch! That's not a temptation; it's an abomination!

 

[Josheb]

Peanut butter ... yeuch! That's not a temptation; it's an abomination!

Yes, a delicious abomination.

 

[David1701]

Yes, a delicious abomination.

I'd stick my tongue out too, if I'd had that stuff on it!

 

[Josheb]

I'd stick my tongue out too, if I'd had that stuff on it!

LOL! Peanut butter is no "on" a peanut butter cookie. The cookie is made with peanut butter .


I saw another temptation today of which we should all be beware:

Girl Scouts selling cookies!​

I'm pretty sure they put into their cookies the same thing McDonald's puts in its fries (and I'm fairly confident its some form of opiate ). Beware! Just look the other way.

 

[David1701]

LOL! Peanut butter is no "on" a peanut butter cookie. The cookie is made with peanut butter .

LOL! I meant "on" the tongue, not the cookie (the second clause referred back to the first, which was about the tongue). Grammatical issues with jokes ... SMH!

I saw another temptation today of which we should all be beware:

Girl Scouts selling cookies!​

I'm pretty sure they put into their cookies the same thing McDonald's puts in its fries (and I'm fairly confident its some form of opiate

). Beware! Just look the other way.

It's probably just MSG; still, I think we've established that peanut cookies are dangerous (for several reasons, including taste ) and to be avoided at all costs!